White People and Reference Libraries: First Edition

Fact: most books are written by white people.  White people love books, especially socially maladjusted white people, which is most of them.  Among the worst of those are the cardigan and spectacled thirty passing for twenty somethings, who utilize publicly available literature as means to exclude others.  At the apex of these are librarians.  Considered a resource by the virtue of the library structure, although do not expect them to be of any help.  Their eleven million children are bound and stitched, every patron another possible pedophile with sticky fingers and lidless beverages.  No librarian appreciates the simple joy of kicking the homeless back to the streets while they are approaching climax in a public place or the circling of every instance of cock in a technical almanac of chicken breeds.  Simply put, there is a certain type of joy in wisdom which you will never find in a book, but do not tell a white person this and expect an admission of that ignorance.