Justin Bieber Bustin' Beavers

Today while reading about mid nineties Norwegian black metal and listening to a subtitled Italian film, I stumbled across Varg "Count Grishnakh" Vikernes's birthday.  Without need for information confirmation, I confidently recognized that date boasts what is surely going to be a cultural milestone; the release of "Never Say Never", starring almost exclusively Justin Bieber, nationwide and in three immaculately crisp high definition dimensions.  Though likely hardened by the maximum possible prison sentence of 21 years for stabbing his band mate 23 times, in order for his music to continue to relate to me I must believe that he holds the same girlish obsession with JB I do.  God is dead, and that Canadian sweetheart is the anti christ.  Bieber fieber has set into motion the inevitable splendid realization that he cannot satisfy their wont of salvation, a spectacle I will thoroughly anticipate.  So white folks, don't do the crime if you can't do the time in a low security facility in the grassy flood plains of a parliamentary representative democratic constitutional monarchic Northern European country.