Feb 7, 2011

Despicable Everything

By far the most potent motivator among white people is stress.  Were we not constantly tearing our nails out over every minutiae, there might be a moment of unbearable happiness or satisfaction.  Whether it is personal health, finances, or interpersonal turmoil, there is never a moment when you cannot find something to appropriately panic about.  There are in fact the most deviant of rapists, guileful thieves, and cold blooded murderers around every corner or bush outside of our homes.  It is taught early on that leaving the sanctuary of our respective tenements is done so only by absolute necessity, while every venture out of the home is a calculated risk.  As such, insurance ranks among food and shelter in the highest of fiscal obligations.  An encounter with a member of a minority or subcultural group can happen without warning, so keep your guns handy and don't hesitate to claim self defense.

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