The Limit as Billy Approaches 40

Often we find ourselves making efforts to improve the future living conditions of our posterity.  I refer particularly to education, behavior and social organizations.  We try to motivate our youth with promises that this will open new opportunities or ensure they have choices in their future careers and lives.  What is not revealed, that the intention is to limit choices and opportunities.  Those involved in social organizations and preparatory schools are losing the chances of becoming child vagrants and future social leeches.  Kids can develop talents and interests, and have a leg up on the rest of the working class adolescents.  As we work on doing the best we can for our little joys, think about the life you want your child to have.  Maybe give them a crack pipe.

Public Places: Scary and Underutilized

As a continuation of the implications of the white fear of the outside, I will address public parks.  These are beautiful scabs in the otherwise grotesque seeping wound that is white society.  They are founded by our tax dollars, kept clean by our prisoners, and horribly under appreciated.  Not only are they free of charge, they are free of the concrete hustle and bustle which motivates us so thoroughly.  To enjoy time in a park, one must first brave the out of doors but more importantly one must risk being in touch with nature.  It is dangerous to gamble with our perspective.  If we are to forget that work is the most important aspect of our lives, then we may also find that our family is not such a burden and then follow a slippery slope into marijuana addiction and vagrancy.  I would challenge every white man, woman or child to acquire a rack of reasonably priced pork ribs and have a cookout at the nearest public park.  Just think of the homeless as scarecrows.

Everybody is Somebody to Someone

Children are our future.  That is they are our legacy after we have become corpses.  Every child should be told that they are good at something, even if they are good at nothing.  Were we to not encourage them despite their deficiencies, we would be bad parents.  By disallowing your child self esteem issues you will shepherd them away from artistic endeavors, or at least only the respectable kind.  If your child is good at nothing, that is nothing to worry about.  Because of the recession, the menial labor industry is hiring workers with no experience for the lowest possible wage.  Every child's talents should be tapped to utmost.  We have all seen the toddler pageants and child actors, but how about infant action painting?  Or a sand castle architect?  As soon as you see an inkling of talent in your smooth faced offspring, invest in their future.  Eventually, they might take care of your present.

How to train and domesticate those adorable squirrels!

Don't even try. Bobby got mange, me and Deborah haven't slept in weeks, what with all the screeching in the walls. Bastards ate my secret stash of Frerro Rocher and Deb gave me the third degree when she found the wrappers. Hypertenstion, my ass. Maybe if she'd stop nagging me about "sat fats" and give up the biscuit once in a while, I wouldn't be so goddamn tense.

Things You Should Try In 2011

Yoga

Square Dancing

2% Milk (I Hear it's almost as good as whole)

Riding The Bus

Listen to that new Rocky Erikson album

Honey Bunches of Oats with almonds

Starting a journal

Eating more fiber

and of course, branching out

David Bowie on a Snow Day

Changes in weather are unpredictable, particularly in regions generally protected by the stability of the oceans.  With the advent of mass media and the internet, precise records of weather trends are available to white people everywhere.  However, we lack the ability to judge what this actually means.  As previously reported, white people have a primal instinctual aversion towards needlessly outing into the dangerous state of nature lying barely beyond their front door.  As such simply peeking outside to gauge the temperature risks death, which forces whites into inappropriately dressing themselves.  Have pity on those wearing fur hats in summers, or going shirtless with a cardigan during these cold snaps.  They have a better reason for it than you think.

An incidental consequence of our shared experience that is weather change, is wonderful conversation with strangers.  Every woman will be fawning over you when you ask them if they know its cold, or tell them to wrap up when you depart.  Any potential friend will immediately recognize your ability to state the obvious, what else can you expect from a white friend?

Despicable Everything

By far the most potent motivator among white people is stress.  Were we not constantly tearing our nails out over every minutiae, there might be a moment of unbearable happiness or satisfaction.  Whether it is personal health, finances, or interpersonal turmoil, there is never a moment when you cannot find something to appropriately panic about.  There are in fact the most deviant of rapists, guileful thieves, and cold blooded murderers around every corner or bush outside of our homes.  It is taught early on that leaving the sanctuary of our respective tenements is done so only by absolute necessity, while every venture out of the home is a calculated risk.  As such, insurance ranks among food and shelter in the highest of fiscal obligations.  An encounter with a member of a minority or subcultural group can happen without warning, so keep your guns handy and don't hesitate to claim self defense.